have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

258,123 notes - 5 days ago

hartzprod:

what.

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo

25,811 notes - 5 days ago

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

454,637 notes - 5 days ago

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

181,619 notes - 6 days ago

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

513,244 notes - 6 days ago

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

507,939 notes - 6 days ago

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

587,470 notes - 6 days ago

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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151,549 notes - 6 days ago

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

359,970 notes - 6 days ago

blissless:

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!
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